President Bump and the Big Island Brawl

When President Bump decides America needs a bigger island, the world holds its breath.

As the American fleet steams towards the Big Island, the free world teeters on the edge of destruction. Only one man stands in the way — the hapless, poll-obsessed British Prime Minister Kelvin Palmer.

With a cabinet full of idiots, the Europeans not returning his calls, and abandoned by his only ally, his last hope rests on a ragtag team of boffins, a spy with a prosthetic nose, lashings of tea, and a private secretary who always knows best.

A razor-sharp satire for anyone who's ever watched the news and wondered if the people in charge really know what they're doing